Archive for category Appalachian

Each Night the White Noisy Rushing Water

It’s a fact that fewer than 500 people have reported completing a southbound trip on the Appalachian Trail.   This is since 1936 when people first started walking from Maine to Georgia, or from Georgia to Maine, since that’s the way most people go.  I knew this statistic before I decided to try to e one of those rare southbounders–or SOBOs–but for some reason the fact did not apply to me: Wonderful Me, Great Me, Above-average Me.  I conceived of myself as a superhero.  Wonderwoman!  Everyone else was just a pussy.  Ten days, 114.5 miles and 3 million trees later I don’t know: Am I a superhero, or just another pussy?

Starting from the North and heading south is a terrible idea.  I meet people coming north, some of whom started in Georgia.  It’s a brief  interaction:

(full stride, hiking poles clicking)

Hiker: Hey

Me: Hi

H: Sobo?

Me: yup

H: Ha! Good luck. (eyes roll)

One guy I met after learning I am a sobo replied, “You’re crazy.”  Well, I’ve heard that before, mainly from the men in my life.  Three days into the 100-mile wilderness I woke up in my tent and said the same thing to myself; “I must be crazy to do this”.

The first day I climbed Katahdin (elevation 5,672 ft).  There were handlebars bolted into some of the rocks to help us up difficult parts.  It was certainly challenging.  But I was well-nourished at the time: not yet made feeble by the 100-mile wilderness that followed.  I felt like a real champion after that.  “Psh, I just climbed Katahdin, bitches! Day 1! Uh!  I got this.  Yeah!”

It was cloudy and we couldn't see a thing. haha.

The people I traveled with the first few days made it all the more exciting.  First, Mr. Brit Sullivan, who first presents himself as an attractive, 41 year-old hick from Alabama.  I had to share a shelter in the state park with him the first night.  In front of everyone at the hostel he says to me, “I’m not a threat.  I’ve got 3 ex-wives and I ain’t tryin’ to impregnate anyone.”   Uh, oooookkkkk.  Well, shucks, I just came out here to get impregnated.  Damn, guess I’ll have to find another shelter.  But as I learned, this is just the way of Brit Sullivan, or Jack Brit Sullivan as it appears on his 8 published works of fiction, 3 of which are in the Library of Congress.

He scared me at first.

He is lude, witty and endearing.  At the shelter after the hike he said in his thick Alabama accent, “Darlin’, I’m gonna go change over here because I have a small penis and I don’t want you to think less of me.”  What is a girl supposed to say to this?  As a single girl traveling alone in the wilderness I asked another guy I had befriended if he wanted to move his stuff over to our shelter.  Precautions had to be taken.  Around the fire late that night with a totally straight face he related a story of how he had toyed with a sales clerk at REI on the subject of the platypus, a water system similar to a Camelback.

B: So, I’ve heard a lot about this Vagipus system.  Does it really work?

Clerk: Oh ya, it’s very convenient.

B: Does the Vagipus ever leak?

C: No, never.

B: Does the Vagipus keep you satisfied

C: (refusing to correct him or say the word Vagipus) Oh, yes it can hold up

3 litres.

B: I’ve always been fond of Vagipusses.

I learned a lot about men the following 3 days: 1) They talk about sex constantly, 2) They hike too fast, 3) Their balls chafe and it’s painful.  Two of the guys couldn’t walk on the second day because of the chafing.  I picked up some Bag Balm for them at the general store.  After that I was called “Mama Balm”.

Not knowing whether or not I am single, one of the guys asked, “So, Hope, what’s your boyfriend like?”

“He’s great.  He’s really good to me.”

“Well he better be, cause if he’s not he’s got 4 rednecks comin’ fer him.”

How nice to feel so embraced, so protected.  That didn’t last long.  The next morning they were gone.  The other thing I learned about men is: most of them aren’t interested in women without the possibility of sex.  They hiked too fast for me anyway.  I felt like I was back in ‘Nam, racing head down through the jungle.  The only problem was, Brit told me not to buy too much food before we went into the 100-mile wilderness cause he had packed too much.  Now, I’m in the 100-mile wilderness six days without an opportunity to resupply.  Thank goodness for the charity of others.

Jo-Mary made me eggs and hash on her Whisperlite stove.  And Patty gave me a bag of freeze dried lasagna and some Powerbars.  Other than that it was lentils and quinoa.  I never want to see those two things again.

The Appalachian Trail in Maine is not a trail at all: It’s a fucking obstacle course.  There are no straight lines.  There is no flat land.  It’s all roots and rocks, lots of roots and rocks and seventy degree angles.  It’s impossible to look up for even a moment, lest you trip and break your face open.  Climbing White Cap Mountain was the most intense.  We ascended and descended 1100-feet in 1.5 miles.  It was hands and feet the whole way, like a gecko or like Spiderman.

This slideshow requires JavaScript.

Me: I hate this.  I hate this.  I hate this.  I wanna soy latte.  I want peanut   butter crackers from a vending machine.  I wanna go to a movie theater.  I wanna lay in the grass.  I want a soda.  I hate this.  Where is the next shelter?  Any minute now.  Any minute.  Is that is?  No.  Damn! It must have been 3 miles now.  I think that last sign said 3 miles.  I must have hiked 3 miles by now.  I want to take a shower.  I want to watch The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report.

This is mostly what has gone through my  mind the last 10 days.

I thought of quitting a lot.  I thought of how nice it would be to work in a coffee shop in New York City again, how nice it would be to be clean and safe a fed, listening to Rock & Roll and feeling cool.

But I’m not gonna quit, at least not right now.  I don’t believe in torturing myself for my pride or ego or the way I appear to others.  So if I really must quit I will.

But I made it through the hardest part of the A.T.  There are 166 miles left of Maine and 161 miles in New Hampshire.  That’s 327 miles more of roots and rocks and hard climbs.  After that its 1,848 miles of smooth cruising.  I want to see America.  I want my feet to inch their way across what we’ve fought so long and so hard for.  I want to see the small towns and big people who I’m part of.  I want to know exactly what is it I am.

, , , , , , , , , ,


Booty Obtained!

Gee, I thought I might spend the rest of my life in Millenocket, ME, mulling about in the attic of the old lodge.  It is all things beautiful and quaint and ghostly. 

The building was originally built as a lodge in 1901

 There are all of these little rooms and lots of crawl space!  The spaces are opened and closed by little doors!  This is the creepiest thing for me.  I come from a place where “crawl space” doesn’t exist within the house.  I didn’t have an attic or a basement, so I’m fascinated by them.  Most of the rooms are unoccupied, but kept perfectly clean and orderly.  There were a few old beer bottles left in the creepy, dark crawl space though.  Hmm…I wonder how many rooms there are in this lodge.  …There must be at least twenty.  (See the pic of the red house in yesterday’s post). 

And people have been comin through! First there was Atom and Magic Stick, two older guys whom I thought were gay, but talked about their wives and kids.  Guess that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re not gay though.  Whatever.  They were really nice and offered me lots of tips.  Rosemary was in the lodge for a day.  Last night spent watching the world cup (NED/URU) with Nolan and Skippy.  Today I watched the game (ESP/GER) with a girl called Schlep.  The trail names are a funny thing.  It’s said that you either pick one or the people you travel with for a time will give you one.  I came here already telling everyone my name is Andrea, but only because Hope Kitts didn’t show up for the reservations she made a few days earlier.  So irresponsible.  (haha).  But I’m not going to stick with “Andrea”.  It feels weird for people to call me by it and they don’t seem to remember my name the first time, like usual.  I feel unusually normal.  But my pseudonomyous existance is understood by many on this path. 

I’ve been in this town for five days now and my view of it has changed at least that many times.  The best part so far has been meeting different people for short periods of time and connecting over various things: Soccer, hiking stories and trivial pursuit.  But I’m glad to be moving on.  Wait, let me put that in caps.  BUT I’M GLAD TO BE MOVING ON!

Main Street

 Did I mention I’ve been here for five days?  Well, thanks to The Ra the booties arrived!  I’ve documented the opening of said booties for your viewing pleasure.  

And inside were…


To my readers: I vow that more spectacular photographs are to follow.  But we must appreciate a good boot, right?  The journey begins one step at a time.  Also to my readers: I vow that I will keep all cliches to a minimum, except when they are really, really true. 

Okay, so now to get the darn heck outta Millinocket.  Tomorrow starts at 6:30 a.m.  when I get a ride–with about five other people–to the start of the trail and hike Mt. Katahdin.  It is about ten miles with a 5,000 ft incline packed into four miles.  Other hikers’ pictures show steep, rocky ascents.  The 50 (or so) pound pack gets left at the ranger’s station at the bottom because the trail itself actually continues south.  I hope it is not too hot and humid out.  It should be true camping from there until who-knows-when.  More stories to come.  Stay tuned (subscribe!). 

Ok, one more boot pic. 


, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


SOCK IT TO MILLINOCKET! or, How to lose 23 lbs in one day or your money back!!! or, How to follow a heart that is breaking, or Baby Boot-ist.

Fourth of JU-LY! 2010!


Fireworks in the high-school parking lot.


Uh. Ta na na na.

Bitch, I will drive 18 miles per hour in front of your ass

This ain’t Mass–

achusettes.  … It’s Maine!!

Insane.  Insane in the Mainebrain!

He drove 1,000 miles to put me on the trail. Thank you beebee!

It only took 9 hours to drive up here.  I mean, to drive up hee-yah.  It only took my half a second to know without a doubt that I left my boots back at the ranch.  Left em back about 400 miles.  So, how does one hike the Appalachian Trail in flip-flops?  Hey, I could be the first one!  I could be famous!  One man did it blind.  His name was Bill Irwin.  I may not have shoes, but I have eyes.  But can I see?

     “…Be ye lamps unto yourselves.  Hold fast to the Dharma as a lamp.  Hold fast to the Dharma as a refuge.  Look      not  for refuge to any one beside yourselves” (Mahaparanirvana Sutra).

I did not see that we drove away wearing only flip-flops.  I thought everything was in that one special 75 lb. bag full of everything I really, really need.  Nope.  Haha!  (More later on that 75 lb. bag)

     “All that we are is the result of what we have thought.  It is founded on our thoughts.  It is made up of    our thoughts” (Dharmapada). 

Okay, so no big deal.  Sage Rara brought me to realize that everything is integrated.  It will all work out.  No biggie. 🙂

 So I’m sitting here in Ye Olde Appalachian Trail Cafe in Millinocket, ME population 5,203, a bootless buddhist.  A boot-ist, waiting for my man to fly my feet to me. 

We ate lobster and prime rib! Ye-yer!

This is all pretty romantic.  It was really hard to say good-bye.  I felt shock and loss after he drove away.  But we both know this needs to happen.  It’s bigger than us; and it makes us bigger to listen to the little knocking inside that calls us away from the things we know, or think we know. 

Temporary Residence #1

I thought I knew how to put everything I needed into a bag.  But I didn’t and probably still don’t.  I’m a little wiser, however, thanks to Ole Man Paul.  He helped me lose 23 pounds of weight from my pack. 

     “Nope you don’t need that.  Or that”.  Ok, Ole Man, whatever you say.  🙂

And so I’ll send it home to the Polly. 

 Now I may actually be able to do this.  Thank you Ole Man!

I’ll start on Thursday (Insha Allah) by climbing Katahdin, leaving my big pack at the Ranger station.  Then proceed south.  More to come!  Please wish me luck!

Oh, also here is my first real insect bite.  (In a dramatic tone) It was a large insect.  I felt his stinger right away and grabbed him/her between my two fingers and squeezed him/her dead.  It still mananged to leave this itchy bump though.  Scintillating, no?

Willing to risk death for sweet, sweet blood.

, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,


Angry Mob, Whimpering Dog

[Since I started writing, I find myself wanting to write about things unrelated to the topic of this blog.  And yet it is.  The pre-whatever is always and equally imperative to the project or intention.  The Appalachian Trail (or AT, if you will:) is right now in Brooklyn, NY a part of the great trail of living.  We are born and move to walk until we die, because we can’t do anything else but feel propelled by some intention, some animation.  My journey today concluded with a lot of chocolate on my shoes].

I was fortunate enough to spend time with some very special people today.  She found a clear plastic garbage-sized bag of dove chocolate on the street.  Score.  It was heavy.

The three-legged pit-bull, Gladyce, an uncertain element to our stroll to the park.  A bad decision by its resentful, and newly appointed owner to allow the dog off the leash, without the muzzle he came with.  Needless to say I guess, the three-legged pit-bull from New Orleans almost/nearly/may have killed a small, innocent dog in the most violent and extreme way.  It was scary.  Gladyce ran to it from across the park.  Teeth were sunk.  Small dogs were swinging off leashes with pit-bulls attached to them.  Women were screaming.  People were yelling.  Everyone in the park was …


I felt awful for the dog and the woman to whom he belonged.  I was horrified to be with the group that let an angry pit-bull of its leash in the park during a beautiful, peaceful sunset by the water?!?!  I could have stopped it if I had been brave enough to kick the pit-bull off of the dog he was trying to disembowel.  I could have been a hero. Could have.

Instead I consoled and defended and sympathized with.  I truly did; it’s a long story about the dog and its real owner that brings up a lot of questions about responsibility and judgement.  But we don’t want to get too into that, now do we?  I’m part of the reason the attack happened in the way that it did.  But that is just my situation, my circumstance.  As I told the angry bystander, “You are right.  We are wrong.”

As we “fled the scene”, I grabbed all the shit left behind: a skateboard as well as the bag of found-chocolate.   (The “owner”,my new friend,  stayed behind to assume responsibility.)  I found myself carrying chocolate over my shoulder on a hot day, traumatized, consoling, talking.

–“Why are people pointing at me and talking?  Oh, well.”

–“What is that on your legs?”

I do feel a little sticky, come to think of it.  No, I’m not letting the dog lick it off of me.

, , ,

1 Comment